Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon Lajoie

[00:00.70] You want some more of this, bitch? [00:04.31] [00:07.73] Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long [00:13.49] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [00:16.64] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another [00:19.18] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [00:21.65] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover [00:24.33] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [00:27.07] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper [00:29.67] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [00:32.25] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman [00:34.76] I was walking down the street just the other day [00:37.36] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way [00:40.05] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say [00:42.66] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake [00:45.32] So I put my head down, and I just walked away [00:48.09] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great [00:50.73] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play [00:53.46] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass [00:56.25] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life [00:58.79] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night [01:01.33] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested [01:04.63] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said [01:06.74] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [01:09.40] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter [01:12.19] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [01:14.78] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters [01:17.42] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [01:20.13] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater [01:22.82] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [01:25.41] And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan [01:27.10] I'm from a lower-middle class family [01:30.62] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek [01:33.24] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch [01:36.28] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch [01:38.86] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long [01:41.33] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog [01:44.02] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long [01:46.68] About ten times a day, man, all year long [01:49.39] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it [01:52.01] Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic [01:54.83] (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you) [02:00.27] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye [02:02.86] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die? [02:05.50] Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy [02:07.92] Sticks and stones break my bones [02:09.49] But it's the words that make me cry [02:10.78] Like that time in grade three [02:12.06] When a girl called me Stupid Face [02:13.64] She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face? [02:16.34] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible? [02:18.85] A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible [02:21.68] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it [02:24.26] Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit [02:26.79] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [02:29.48] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher [02:32.13] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [02:34.76] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather [02:37.40] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [02:40.08] I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better [02:42.89] (I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) [02:45.31] I like red peppers better than the green ones [02:48.18] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher [02:55.30] Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker [03:00.75] Go, go, go, go, go shorty [03:05.45] It's your birthday [03:06.76] Go party like it's your birthday [03:09.18] I wasn't invited, but it's okay [03:11.88] I'll just stay at home, and play some video games [03:13.70]